[Billy73]

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Ancient Turkey was originally the homeland of the Hitites, a middle eastern people who were cousins to the semites, although, shorter and sturdier. Most of Turkey in fact was dominated by the Hitites until their empire fell. Their glory days were over, but as a people they survived. Western Turkey was home to Greek colonists, one colony eventually prospering and becoming the fabled city of Troy, which was destroyed by the Myceneans.

The Myceneans of Sparta, in turn, were invaded and enslaved (turned into the helot class) by a band of Dorians who went on to become the more famous warlike Spartans. Karma's a b*tch, what can I say. So anyway; despite the Myceneans destroying Troy, the other colonies survived, grew, prospered and spread throughout the rest of Turkey and began breeding with the local Hitites, so thus, ancient Turkey was a mixture of Greek and Hitite elements, that is why some Turks look Greek.

Then the Persians took it over, they really liked that land, and so they sent colonists, and they too decided to breed with the Locals, so now the Turks are a mixture of Greek, Hitite, and Persian. But then Greece under Macedonian rule wanted revenge against the Persians, and Alexander the Great overran it, and conquered the Persian empire. And many Greeks decided to stay in Turkey, so once again the now mixed Hitite, Persian, and earlier Greek mixed turks, mixed with the more recent Greeks.

But then Alexander's empire fell and then Rome rolled along, and they largely left it alone and decided not to breed with them although, there were a small handful of Romans who really liked the country so they stayed there and intermarried, but not in significant numbers. Seeing the prosperity of Anatolia (Turkey), many slavic tribes escaping the depredations of barbarians from the north, the ancestors of the Vikings the Rus, decided to move south.

So now the Hitite, Greek and Persian mixed Turks, mixed with some Slavs. But then Rome in a typically guido fashion pissed off too many people and thus those people decided Rome should burn, so they burned it. And then Attila and his Huns decided to more or less finish the job, although, Rome was already finished by then. The central asiatic hunish hordes really like Anatolia, and so, a band of them stayed, and the Hitite, Greek, Persian and Slavic mixed turks, decided to breed with them. And thus now the turks are mixed Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, and central asian hunish.

But then finally the Byzantine empire fell, and a band of people from Turkmekistan decided to make that place their home, and like the huns they were also central Asian. And thus, the Turks decided to mix with the locals, who were Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian and Hunish, and because it was a really nice country some Arabs decided they too wanted to join along, and so the turks became a mixture of Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian and Hunish, in ADDITION to Arabs.

But it doesn't end there. As if that wasn't enough, people from Kurdistan and the Caucasus mountains, not to mention eastern European balkan origin Janissaries, decided to mix with the turks. Thus, the turks are a mixture of Hitite, Greec, Persian, Slavic from two different fronts, central Asian from two different central asian tribes, and finally, Persian and Arabic.

In other words, the Turks are REAL mutts, not like some american airhead who says "oh, I've got austrian, german and Italian in me; I'm such a mutt! tehee!" Give a freaking break man; you're only a mut if you are mixed with different peoples, like for example, the Turks. The Turks, are only linguistically related to the current residents of Turkmekistan who, appearance wise, look nothing like modern Turks. The Turks are a mixture of the above mentioned middle eastern people but it doesn't end there; one of the peoples the hitites warred against, were a band of Celtic warriors originally from central Europe. So....... they also have a little bit of Celtic in there.

Again, Turks are only related to the people from Turkmekistan, linguistically. Appearance wise, genetically speaking, they are only partially related to them, so many empires, so many peoples have settled in Anatolia, later called Turkey, that it doesn't belong to any one race, and all races who have ever lived there, lived in relative harmony with one another with the exception of their relationship with the Kurds. So why have so many empires and peoples invaded those lands?

Here are a few things you may not have known about Turkey;

1) A year long growing season. Turkey has the most fertile lands in the world, and among the most beautiful. They have watermelons the size of 4 basketballs.

2) There is varied, yet fertile soil, and every crop known to man, practically every crop known to man, is grown in Turkey. They grow everything from Tomatoes, to corn, to oranges. You name it, they grow it. From their produce alone, whenever Turkey was well managed, that generated considerable wealth.

3) As if the lands were not enough, because parts of Turkey are dotted with high mountains, there are fresh water lakes everywhere the source of near limitless fresh drinking water.

The lands of Turkey are so rich, the Turks themselves proudly say of their country, that it is the closest thing to Eden.

As if that wasn't enough, in ADDITION to being very rich lands blessed with soil enriched by extinct volcanoes, there is also its location; it is the gateway country into the middle east and east asia, and the country, or rather region, that always called the shots regarding what got into Europe from the silk road. So from its location alone, it also generated wealth there is STILL one more thing that is great about Turkey, at least from an ancient conqueror's perspective; the country is one gigantic fortress.

You can think of Turkey, as a giant fortress with gardens in the center. Turkey has only been successfully conquered, by militaries that were top notch, with generals who were in a class of their own. There is a reason, despite centuries of Ottoman rule, that the Arabs did not make a direct assault on Turkey; like Switzerland, an attack on Turkey is suicide. In the past, it was only conquered because the people who conquered it were desperate for food, and they say, if you promise a hungry man food, he will fight like a ferocious tiger.

The original anatolian Turks, the earliest peoples to inhabit Turkey, were the Hitites, then the Celts, and with each successive wave, the original hitites always mixed with whoever settled in their country. Its part of the reason modern Turks are so strange looking; they have mixed with so many people, that the majority of modern Turks don't associate themselves with any race so they simply call themselves "Turks."

With a people so racially mixed, it is little wonder they don't like Arabs; Turks, blended a people as they are, are not going to get along very well with a group of people arrogantly proud of their ethnicity to the point where they don't breed with anyone. It is also one of the ironies of history; the Turks have long said, they were the punishment of Allah on the Arabs. The Arabs, who proudly refused to breed with anyone, got the crap beaten out of them by Turks, who are pretty freaking far from being "pure."

If that is not a "God" type punishment, I don't know what is.

I overtyped and soapboxed so my apologies, hope this answers your questions, although like a more intelligent poster here I was unable to cite resources nor type this answer in an academic manner. Nevertheless I hope it helped.

Zitat von Billy73

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Ancient Turkey was originally the homeland of the Hitites, a middle eastern people who were cousins to the semites, although, shorter and sturdier. Most of Turkey in fact was dominated by the Hitites until their empire fell. Their glory days were over, but as a people they survived. Western Turkey was home to Greek colonists, one colony eventually prospering and becoming the fabled city of Troy, which was destroyed by the Myceneans.

The Myceneans of Sparta, in turn, were invaded and enslaved (turned into the helot class) by a band of Dorians who went on to become the more famous warlike Spartans. Karma's a b*tch, what can I say. So anyway; despite the Myceneans destroying Troy, the other colonies survived, grew, prospered and spread throughout the rest of Turkey and began breeding with the local Hitites, so thus, ancient Turkey was a mixture of Greek and Hitite elements, that is why some Turks look Greek.

Then the Persians took it over, they really liked that land, and so they sent colonists, and they too decided to breed with the Locals, so now the Turks are a mixture of Greek, Hitite, and Persian. But then Greece under Macedonian rule wanted revenge against the Persians, and Alexander the Great overran it, and conquered the Persian empire. And many Greeks decided to stay in Turkey, so once again the now mixed Hitite, Persian, and earlier Greek mixed turks, mixed with the more recent Greeks.

But then Alexander's empire fell and then Rome rolled along, and they largely left it alone and decided not to breed with them although, there were a small handful of Romans who really liked the country so they stayed there and intermarried, but not in significant numbers. Seeing the prosperity of Anatolia (Turkey), many slavic tribes escaping the depredations of barbarians from the north, the ancestors of the Vikings the Rus, decided to move south.

So now the Hitite, Greek and Persian mixed Turks, mixed with some Slavs. But then Rome in a typically guido fashion pissed off too many people and thus those people decided Rome should burn, so they burned it. And then Attila and his Huns decided to more or less finish the job, although, Rome was already finished by then. The central asiatic hunish hordes really like Anatolia, and so, a band of them stayed, and the Hitite, Greek, Persian and Slavic mixed turks, decided to breed with them. And thus now the turks are mixed Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, and central asian hunish.

But then finally the Byzantine empire fell, and a band of people from Turkmekistan decided to make that place their home, and like the huns they were also central Asian. And thus, the Turks decided to mix with the locals, who were Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian and Hunish, and because it was a really nice country some Arabs decided they too wanted to join along, and so the turks became a mixture of Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian and Hunish, in ADDITION to Arabs.

But it doesn't end there. As if that wasn't enough, people from Kurdistan and the Caucasus mountains, not to mention eastern European balkan origin Janissaries, decided to mix with the turks. Thus, the turks are a mixture of Hitite, Greec, Persian, Slavic from two different fronts, central Asian from two different central asian tribes, and finally, Persian and Arabic.

In other words, the Turks are REAL mutts, not like some american airhead who says "oh, I've got austrian, german and Italian in me; I'm such a mutt! tehee!" Give a freaking break man; you're only a mut if you are mixed with different peoples, like for example, the Turks. The Turks, are only linguistically related to the current residents of Turkmekistan who, appearance wise, look nothing like modern Turks. The Turks are a mixture of the above mentioned middle eastern people but it doesn't end there; one of the peoples the hitites warred against, were a band of Celtic warriors originally from central Europe. So....... they also have a little bit of Celtic in there.

Again, Turks are only related to the people from Turkmekistan, linguistically. Appearance wise, genetically speaking, they are only partially related to them, so many empires, so many peoples have settled in Anatolia, later called Turkey, that it doesn't belong to any one race, and all races who have ever lived there, lived in relative harmony with one another with the exception of their relationship with the Kurds. So why have so many empires and peoples invaded those lands?

Here are a few things you may not have known about Turkey;

1) A year long growing season. Turkey has the most fertile lands in the world, and among the most beautiful. They have watermelons the size of 4 basketballs.

2) There is varied, yet fertile soil, and every crop known to man, practically every crop known to man, is grown in Turkey. They grow everything from Tomatoes, to corn, to oranges. You name it, they grow it. From their produce alone, whenever Turkey was well managed, that generated considerable wealth.

3) As if the lands were not enough, because parts of Turkey are dotted with high mountains, there are fresh water lakes everywhere the source of near limitless fresh drinking water.

The lands of Turkey are so rich, the Turks themselves proudly say of their country, that it is the closest thing to Eden.

As if that wasn't enough, in ADDITION to being very rich lands blessed with soil enriched by extinct volcanoes, there is also its location; it is the gateway country into the middle east and east asia, and the country, or rather region, that always called the shots regarding what got into Europe from the silk road. So from its location alone, it also generated wealth there is STILL one more thing that is great about Turkey, at least from an ancient conqueror's perspective; the country is one gigantic fortress.

You can think of Turkey, as a giant fortress with gardens in the center. Turkey has only been successfully conquered, by militaries that were top notch, with generals who were in a class of their own. There is a reason, despite centuries of Ottoman rule, that the Arabs did not make a direct assault on Turkey; like Switzerland, an attack on Turkey is suicide. In the past, it was only conquered because the people who conquered it were desperate for food, and they say, if you promise a hungry man food, he will fight like a ferocious tiger.

The original anatolian Turks, the earliest peoples to inhabit Turkey, were the Hitites, then the Celts, and with each successive wave, the original hitites always mixed with whoever settled in their country. Its part of the reason modern Turks are so strange looking; they have mixed with so many people, that the majority of modern Turks don't associate themselves with any race so they simply call themselves "Turks."

With a people so racially mixed, it is little wonder they don't like Arabs; Turks, blended a people as they are, are not going to get along very well with a group of people arrogantly proud of their ethnicity to the point where they don't breed with anyone. It is also one of the ironies of history; the Turks have long said, they were the punishment of Allah on the u
If that is not a "God" type punishment, I don't know what is.

I overtyped and soapboxed so my apologies, hope this answers your questions, although like a more intelligent poster here I was unable to cite resources nor type this answer in an academic manner. Nevertheless I hope it helped.

...I have to admit that it's a real good answer to the endless comment of 'Who the fuck are the turk's" :-)..the knowledge of the history is important but not really noticed by the people living in Turkey...that the people in Turkey call themselve Turk’s is not a common agreement in the society but more a consequent re-education of a national-fascist system which rules this beautiful country since more then 88 years..if you try to convert a multi-cultural society to a mono-cultural one what can be the result? ...the longer they rule the more the society gets stupid and useless...this is a pitty if you consider the potential of these people and not to forget about the achievments in the past...I am not talking about the military ones...this is the only which the ordinary Turk remembers...the achievements on arts, philosophy and many other fields...just to give you a taste of the current level of discussions in this crazy society: How many women wearing head-scarf can I fuck when I am in heaven?

nIetZschE

[Billy73]

Ich hab das Teil auch nur kopiert;-)

Aber immerhin selektiert. Die besten Rasseforscher sind auf Stormfront.org.;-). Die sind immer sehr witzig ;-). Da wird die Rasse auf hundertstel gerechnet und dann komplizierte Formel mit Religionen herangezogen;-)

Man müsste solche Geschichten auch über andere Völker machen. Es macht spass sowas zu lesen.

Da fällt mir ein Bild mit Indianern ein, die Gewehre in den Händen halten. Darunter steht:
FIGHTING TERRORISTS SINCE 1492 ;-)

[Der_Levantiner]

You want to know who the turks are? The turks are the new owner of Anatolia, from Edirne til Ardahan since 1075 after the turkish troops of the legend army comander Alpaslan defeated the troops of the Byzanz Empire. Of course the turks are mixed with the native population of Anatolia.
But this not so important for the future as long as they're not mixed with the African population. One Kazim Kazim is enough, we don't need more

All at all turks are human beeing like the others. Not less and not more! There are also goods and bads between them

Zitat von Der_Levantiner

You want to know who the turks are? The turks are the new owner of Anatolia, from Edirne til Ardahan since 1075 after the turkish troops of the legend army comander Alpaslan defeated the troops of the Byzanz Empire. Of course the turks are mixed with the native population of Anatolia.
But this not so important for the future as long as they're not mixed with the African population. One Kazim Kazim is enough, we don't need more

All at all turks are human beeing like the others. Not less and not more! There are also goods and bads between them

...again one of the useless comments from your side...the articele pointet out that the people in turkey are a mix and that a common identity is a sacrifice of the leading system...nationalism is just something for benighted ones...the official history written in the books is and was never intendend to be the truth...whenever you write history you try to influence the view and opinion of the readers...this whole shit about about Alpaslan is just a joke and not worth to be part of a serious discussion...racism is not a joke and should be taken serious...specially by people who are suffering daily with this shit...like the turks leaving in germany..

..in your articles you try to put a sign of irony but for some reason I miss your point..try to stay focused...

fucK-oF-racists :-)

[Der_Levantiner]

Zitat von nietzsche

...again one of the useless comments from your side...the articele pointet out that the people in turkey are a mix and that a common identity is a sacrifice of the leading system...nationalism is just something for benighted ones...the official history written in the books is and was never intendend to be the truth...whenever you write history you try to influence the view and opinion of the readers...this whole shit about about Alpaslan is just a joke and not worth to be part of a serious discussion...racism is not a joke and should be taken serious...specially by people who are suffering daily with this shit...like the turks leaving in germany..

..in your articles you try to put a sign of irony but for some reason I miss your point..try to stay focused...

fucK-oF-racists :-)

At first I want that all people know, I'm not a racist. And loving his own culture and own people is not a reason for beeing a racist. Racist is someone, who hates other people and and their culture, maybe he wants to destroy them, if he were able for it. I'm only hating Bekta$ because of his ignorance about his wrongly-interpreted cosmopolitanism. I wish all people of the world the same rights, I also would wish for me, too. But differentiate between racism and not accepting marriages betwenn nice people and people from ugly nations like black africa or Chinese and others
Fuck off uglies

[Billy73]

Hallo Jungs,

ihr könnt schon auch deutsch schreiben. Der Artikel ist zwar Englisch aber ihr könnt euch trotzdem auf deutsch unterhalten.

Ich bin zwar kein Rassist, aber dieses ästhetische Problemchen habe ich auch;-).

Es ist wirklich seltsam, dass schwarze Mädels nicht attraktiv erscheinen. Man argumentiert mit erhöhten Testosteronspiegel etc. Vielleicht liegt es aber an unseren Vorurteilen. Die Mediale Prägung usw. kann auch eine Rolle spielen. Aber für Notgeile Männer war das sowieso nie ein Thema ;-)

Aber die Sache ist schon auch komplex. Es gibt auch einige Türkinnen, die gefallen an Schwarzen bekommen. Allerdins können die Mädels da ihre Dominanz ausleben, weil der Schwarze meistens der schwache Part ist.

Wir Türken gelten auch nicht immer als die Attraktivsten, aber darüber kann man streiten....


Die Kulturelle Dimension ist wieder eine andere wichtige Geschichte. Bleibt schwierig....

Zitat von Billy73

Hallo Jungs,

ihr könnt schon auch deutsch schreiben. Der Artikel ist zwar Englisch aber ihr könnt euch trotzdem auf deutsch unterhalten.

Ich bin zwar kein Rassist, aber dieses ästhetische Problemchen habe ich auch;-).

Es ist wirklich seltsam, dass schwarze Mädels nicht attraktiv erscheinen. Man argumentiert mit erhöhten Testosteronspiegel etc. Vielleicht liegt es aber an unseren Vorurteilen. Die Mediale Prägung usw. kann auch eine Rolle spielen. Aber für Notgeile Männer war das sowieso nie ein Thema ;-)

Aber die Sache ist schon auch komplex. Es gibt auch einige Türkinnen, die gefallen an Schwarzen bekommen. Allerdins können die Mädels da ihre Dominanz ausleben, weil der Schwarze meistens der schwache Part ist.

Wir Türken gelten auch nicht immer als die Attraktivsten, aber darüber kann man streiten....


Die Kulturelle Dimension ist wieder eine andere wichtige Geschichte. Bleibt schwierig....

...sorry for the late reply...ja, in der Tat warum nicht deutsch..?? eine mir zumindest mehr vertraute und angenehm-frische Sprache....das Türken nicht auf schwarze Männer/Frauen stehen halte ich für ein Gerücht...die Türken stehen auf alles, was 2 oder 4 Füsse hat und sich bewegen kann...diese gefühlte oder auch überhöhte Dosis an Testosteron ist ein Merkmal des gemeinen Türken...mehr ein Vehicel aus der Tabuisierung
des Sex in der Gesellschaft...ein Erbe der faschistisch Arabischen Kultur...unter dem Deckmantel der Religion..

nevertheless don't fuck something, which you don't know ;-)

niEtzSchE

Zitat von Der_Levantiner

At first I want that all people know, I'm not a racist. And loving his own culture and own people is not a reason for beeing a racist. Racist is someone, who hates other people and and their culture, maybe he wants to destroy them, if he were able for it. I'm only hating Bekta$ because of his ignorance about his wrongly-interpreted cosmopolitanism. I wish all people of the world the same rights, I also would wish for me, too. But differentiate between racism and not accepting marriages betwenn nice people and people from ugly nations like black africa or Chinese and others
Fuck off uglies

..have problems to understand your main point...all Racist tell the same shit..ohhh, I love my nation, culture and much more shit-love stories..just listen what Breivik said after his mass murder..how he argues and tries to explain why he murdered several dozen people..

I am really fed up with all this dummy arguments...what type of love is it that makes people to enemies to their own species..?

fucK-off-aLL-tYPE-of_raCiSt...

[Billy73]

Who tha fuck is tha turks ;-)
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Ancient Turkey was originally tha homeland of tha Hitites, a middle eastsideern gangstas whoz ass was cousins ta tha semites, although, shorta n' sturdier. Most of Turkey up in fact was dominizzled by tha Hitites until they empire fell. Their glory days was over yo, but as a gangstas they survived. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Westsideside Turkey was home ta Greek colonists, one colony eventually prosperin n' becomin tha fabled hood of Troy, which was destroyed by tha Myceneans.

Da Myceneanz of Sparta, up in turn, was invaded n' enslaved (turned tha fuck into tha helot class) by a crew of Dorians whoz ass went on ta become tha mo' hyped warlike Spartans. Karmaz a b*tch, what tha fuck can I say. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So anyway; despite tha Myceneans beatin tha livin shizzle outta Troy, tha other colonies survived, grew, prospered n' spread all inout tha rest of Turkey n' fuckin started humpin wit tha local Hitites, so thus, ancient Turkey was a mixture of Greek n' Hitite elements, dat is why some Turks look Greek.

Then tha Persians took it over, they straight-up dug dat land, n' so they busted colonists, n' they too decided ta breed wit tha Locals, so now tha Turks is a mixture of Greek, Hitite, n' Persian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But then Greece under Macedonian rule wanted revenge against tha Persians, n' Alexander tha Great overran it, n' conquered tha Persian empire fo' realz. And nuff Greeks decided ta stay up in Turkey, so once again tha now mixed Hitite, Persian, n' earlier Greek mixed turks, mixed wit tha mo' recent Greeks.

But then Alexanderz empire fell n' then Rome rolled along, n' they largely left it alone n' decided not ta breed wit em although, there was a lil' small-ass handful of Romans whoz ass straight-up dug tha ghetto so they stayed there n' interhooked up yo, but not up in significant numbers. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Seein tha prosperitizzle of Anatolia (Turkey), nuff slavic tribes escapin tha depredationz of barbarians from tha north, tha izzlestorz of tha Vikings tha Rus, decided ta move south.

So now tha Hitite, Greek n' Persian mixed Turks, mixed wit some Slavs. But then Rome up in a typically guido fashizzle pissed off too nuff gangstas n' thus em gangstas decided Rome should burn, so they burned it fo' realz. And then Attila n' his Huns decided ta mo' and less finish tha thang, although, Rome was already finished by then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da central asiatic hunish hordes straight-up gotz nuff props fo'Anatolia, n' so, a crew of em stayed, n' tha Hitite, Greek, Persian n' Slavic mixed turks, decided ta breed wit em fo' realz. And thus now tha turks is mixed Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, n' central asian hunish.

But then finally tha Byzantine empire fell, n' a crew of gangstas from Turkmekistan decided ta make dat place they home, n' like tha huns they was also central Asian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And thus, tha Turks decided ta mix wit tha locals, whoz ass was Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian n' Hunish, n' cuz it was a straight-up ill ghetto some Arabs decided they too wanted ta join along, n' so tha turks became a mixture of Hitite, Greek, Persian, Slavic, central Asian n' Hunish, up in ADDITION ta Arabs.

But it don't end there fo' realz. As if dat wasn't enough, gangstas from Kurdistan n' tha Caucasus mountains, not ta mention eastsideern European balkan origin Janissaries, decided ta mix wit tha turks. Thus, tha turks is a mixture of Hitite, Greec, Persian, Slavic from two different fronts, central Asian from two different central asian tribes, n' finally, Persian n' Arabic.

In other lyrics, tha Turks is REAL mutts, not like some american airhead whoz ass says "oh, I've gotz austrian, german n' Italian up in me; I be such a mutt, muthafucka! tehee!" Give a freakin break man; yo ass is only a mut if yo ass is mixed wit different gangstass, like fo' example, tha Turks. Da Turks, is only linguistically related ta tha current residentz of Turkmekistan who, appearizzle wise, look not a god damn thang like modern Turks. Da Turks is a mixture of tha above mentioned middle eastsideern gangstas but it don't end there; one of tha gangstasz tha hitites warred against, was a crew of Celtic warriors originally from central Europe. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So....... they also gotz a lil bit of Celtic up in there.

Again, Turks is only related ta tha gangstas from Turkmekistan, linguistically fo' realz. Appearizzle wise, genetically bustin lyrics, they is only partially related ta them, all kindsa muthafuckin empires, all kindsa muthafuckin gangstasz have settled up in Anatolia, lata called Turkey, dat it don't belong ta any one race, n' all races whoz ass have ever lived there, lived up in relatizzle harmony wit one another wit tha exception of they relationshizzle wit tha Kurds. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So why have all kindsa muthafuckin empires n' gangstasz invaded em lands?

Here is a few thangs yo ass may not have known bout Turkey;

1) A year long growin season. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Turkey has da most thugged-out fertile landz up in tha ghetto, n' among da most thugged-out dope. They have watermelons tha size of 4 basketballs.

2) There is varied, yet fertile soil, n' every last muthafuckin crop known ta man, practically every last muthafuckin crop known ta man, is grown up in Turkey. They grow everythang from Tomatoes, ta corn, ta oranges. Yo Ass name it, they grow dat shit. From they produce alone, whenever Turkey was well managed, dat generated considerable wealth.

3) As if tha landz was not enough, cuz partz of Turkey is dotted wit high mountains, there is fresh gin n juice lakes everywhere tha source of near limitless fresh drankin water.

Da landz of Turkey is so rich, tha Turks themselves proudly say of they ghetto, dat it aint nuthin but tha closest muthafuckin thang ta Eden.

As if dat wasn't enough, up in ADDITION ta bein straight-up rich landz blessed wit soil enriched by extinct volcanoes, there be also itz location; it aint nuthin but tha gateway ghetto tha fuck into tha middle eastside n' eastside asia, n' tha ghetto, and rather region, dat always called tha shotz regardin what tha fuck gotz tha fuck into Europe from tha silk road. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So from itz location alone, it also generated wealth there is STILL one mo' muthafuckin thang dat is pimped out bout Turkey, at least from a ancient conquerorz perspective; tha ghetto is one gigantic fortress.

Yo Ass can think of Turkey, as a giant fortress wit gardens up in tha center. Turkey has only been successfully conquered, by militaries dat was top notch, wit generals whoz ass was up in a clasz of they own. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There be a reason, despite centuriez of Ottoman rule, dat tha Arabs did not cook up a direc' assault on Turkey; like Switzerland, a battle on Turkey is suicide. In tha past, it was only conquered cuz tha gangstas whoz ass conquered it was desperate fo' chicken, n' they say, if yo ass promise a hungry playa chicken, he will fight like a ferocious tiger.

Da original gangsta anatolian Turks, tha earliest gangstasz ta bust moves up in Turkey, was tha Hitites, then tha Celts, n' wit each successive wave, tha original gangsta hitites always mixed wit whoever settled up in they ghetto. Itz part of tha reason modern Turks is so strange looking; they have mixed wit all kindsa muthafuckin gangstas, dat tha majoritizzle of modern Turks don't associate themselves wit any race so they simply call themselves "Turks."

With a gangstas so racially mixed, it aint nuthin but lil wonder they don't like Arabs; Turks, blended a gangstas as they are, is not goin ta git along straight-up well wit a crew of gangstas arrogantly proud of they ethnicitizzle ta tha point where they don't breed wit every last muthafuckin muthafucka. It be also one of tha ironiez of history; tha Turks have long holla'd, they was tha punishment of Allah on tha Arabs. Da Arabs, whoz ass proudly refused ta breed wit every last muthafuckin muthafucka, gotz tha crap beaten up of em by Turks, whoz ass is pretty freakin far from bein "pure."

If dat aint a "Dogg" type punishment, I don't give a fuck what tha fuck is.

I overtyped n' soapboxed so mah apologies, hope dis lyrics yo' thangs, although like a mo' intelligent posta here I was unable ta cite resources nor type dis answer up in a academic manner. Nevertheless I hope it helped.