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#951
02.10.2003, 10:41
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what i learned from p0rn-films....
> 1. Women wear high heels to bed.
> 2. Men are never impotent. > 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. > 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream > with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. > 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. > 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. > 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. > 8. Women always orgasm when men do. > 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. > 10. All women are noisy fucks. > 11. People in the 70s couldn´t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in > the > background. > 12. Those tits are real. > 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his > half-erect > penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman´s butt. > 14. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum. > 15. If there is two of them they high five each other. (and the girl isn´t > disgusted!) > 16. Double penetration makes women smile. > 17. Asian men don´t exist. > 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the > boyfriend won´t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock > in > his girlfriend´s mouth. > 19. There´s a plot. > 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by > giving > her a gentle slap on the butt. > 21. Nurses suck patient´s cocks. > 22. Men always pull out. > 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she´ll > only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you. > 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. > 25. When a woman is sucking a man´s cock, it´s important for him to remind > her > to suck it. > 26. Assholes are clean. > 27. A man ejaculating on a woman´s butt is a satisfying result for all > parties > concerned. > 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man´s trousers > and > find a cock there. > 29. Men don´t have to beg. > 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly > on > the back of the kneeling woman´s head and the other proudly on his hip. (aus einer e-mail) |
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#952
02.10.2003, 11:15
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAH cool .... o.T.
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#953
02.10.2003, 11:31
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eyy mann will auch was Verstehen
bin net so gebildet kann kein English !! also nochmal !!! hey ausserdem sind Sprachen ausser deutsch u. türkisch nicht gern gesehen im Forum ;-)
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#954
02.10.2003, 11:32
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eyy mann will auch was Verstehen
bin net so gebildet kann kein English !! also nochmal !!! hey ausserdem sind Sprachen ausser deutsch u. türkisch nicht gern gesehen im Forum ;-)
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#955
02.10.2003, 11:33
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eyy mann will auch was Verstehen
halloo!! denk mal auch etwas an solche wie mich!! hatte nur 3 Jahre English und nicht einmal davon hab ich etwas behalten ;-) alsoo noch mal in deutsch o. türkisch auswahlsweise auch griechisch :-)
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#956
02.10.2003, 11:51
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sen nerden biliyon bakalim ;-) o.T.
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#957
02.10.2003, 12:13
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hey zum 100. mal!die leute hier haben
keinen sex.!!!!!!
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#958
02.10.2003, 12:19
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hahahaha o.T.
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#959
02.10.2003, 12:19
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Süper
Finde echt klasse eure argumente:-))
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#960
02.10.2003, 13:01
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ja sehr aufschlußreich o.T.
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