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  #951  
Eski 02.10.2003, 10:41
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Tanımlı what i learned from p0rn-films....

&gt 1. Women wear high heels to bed.
&gt 2. Men are never impotent.
&gt 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
&gt 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream
&gt with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
&gt 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
&gt 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
&gt 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
&gt 8. Women always orgasm when men do.
&gt 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
&gt 10. All women are noisy fucks.
&gt 11. People in the 70s couldn´t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in
&gt the
&gt background.
&gt 12. Those tits are real.
&gt 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
&gt half-erect
&gt penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman´s butt.
&gt 14. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum.
&gt 15. If there is two of them they high five each other. (and the girl isn´t
&gt disgusted!)
&gt 16. Double penetration makes women smile.
&gt 17. Asian men don´t exist.
&gt 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the
&gt boyfriend won´t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock
&gt in
&gt his girlfriend´s mouth.
&gt 19. There´s a plot.
&gt 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
&gt giving
&gt her a gentle slap on the butt.
&gt 21. Nurses suck patient´s cocks.
&gt 22. Men always pull out.
&gt 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she´ll
&gt only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
&gt 24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
&gt 25. When a woman is sucking a man´s cock, it´s important for him to remind
&gt her
&gt to suck it.
&gt 26. Assholes are clean.
&gt 27. A man ejaculating on a woman´s butt is a satisfying result for all
&gt parties
&gt concerned.
&gt 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man´s trousers
&gt and
&gt find a cock there.
&gt 29. Men don´t have to beg.
&gt 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly
&gt on
&gt the back of the kneeling woman´s head and the other proudly on his hip.


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  #952  
Eski 02.10.2003, 11:15
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Tanımlı MUAHAHAHAHAHAH cool .... o.T.

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  #953  
Eski 02.10.2003, 11:31
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Tanımlı eyy mann will auch was Verstehen

bin net so gebildet kann kein English !! also nochmal !!! hey ausserdem sind Sprachen ausser deutsch u. türkisch nicht gern gesehen im Forum ;-)
  #954  
Eski 02.10.2003, 11:32
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Tanımlı eyy mann will auch was Verstehen

bin net so gebildet kann kein English !! also nochmal !!! hey ausserdem sind Sprachen ausser deutsch u. türkisch nicht gern gesehen im Forum ;-)
  #955  
Eski 02.10.2003, 11:33
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Tanımlı eyy mann will auch was Verstehen

halloo!! denk mal auch etwas an solche wie mich!! hatte nur 3 Jahre English und nicht einmal davon hab ich etwas behalten ;-) alsoo noch mal in deutsch o. türkisch auswahlsweise auch griechisch :-)
  #956  
Eski 02.10.2003, 11:51
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Tanımlı sen nerden biliyon bakalim ;-) o.T.

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  #957  
Eski 02.10.2003, 12:13
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Tanımlı hey zum 100. mal!die leute hier haben

keinen sex.!!!!!!
  #958  
Eski 02.10.2003, 12:19
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Tanımlı hahahaha o.T.

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  #959  
Eski 02.10.2003, 12:19
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Tanımlı Süper

Finde echt klasse eure argumente:-))
  #960  
Eski 02.10.2003, 13:01
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Tanımlı ja sehr aufschlußreich o.T.

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