[henrymiller]

A female computer consultant was helping a macho male set up
his computer and she asked him what word he would like to use
as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female
he told her to enter: "PENIS".
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password, but
she almost died laughing at the computer"s response:
"PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH."