what i learned from p0rn-films....
> 1. Women wear high heels to bed.
> 2. Men are never impotent.
> 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
> 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream
> with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
> 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
> 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
> 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
> 8. Women always orgasm when men do.
> 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
> 10. All women are noisy fucks.
> 11. People in the 70s couldn´t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in
> the
> background.
> 12. Those tits are real.
> 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
> half-erect
> penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman´s butt.
> 14. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum.
> 15. If there is two of them they high five each other. (and the girl isn´t
> disgusted!)
> 16. Double penetration makes women smile.
> 17. Asian men don´t exist.
> 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the
> boyfriend won´t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock
> in
> his girlfriend´s mouth.
> 19. There´s a plot.
> 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
> giving
> her a gentle slap on the butt.
> 21. Nurses suck patient´s cocks.
> 22. Men always pull out.
> 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she´ll
> only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
> 24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
> 25. When a woman is sucking a man´s cock, it´s important for him to remind
> her
> to suck it.
> 26. Assholes are clean.
> 27. A man ejaculating on a woman´s butt is a satisfying result for all
> parties
> concerned.
> 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man´s trousers
> and
> find a cock there.
> 29. Men don´t have to beg.
> 30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly
> on
> the back of the kneeling woman´s head and the other proudly on his hip.
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