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  #1  
Alt 08.10.2009, 00:58
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Reden Upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,

Desperate
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Alt 08.10.2009, 01:00
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Standard Dear Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.


Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Whatever you do, DO NOT
under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:

Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck Babe!


Tech Support

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  #3  
Alt 08.10.2009, 01:24
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ya türkce yaz ya da bi daha bir þey yazma.
anladýnmý leng ?
  #4  
Alt 08.10.2009, 19:42
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Zitat:
Zitat von capco Beitrag anzeigen
"Baþýnda aklý olan ücrete amel etmez,
Huriyle aldanmaz, göz ile kaþtan geçer."
Yunus Emre
yok hiç anlamadým usta.
þiiri kendi kelimelerinlen açýklýyabilirsen, daha iyi yardýmcý olabilirsin !

  #5  
Alt 15.10.2009, 18:54
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Wie Du Dir selbst die Frage beantwortest, das hat schon was! Bekannt sind mir die Zeilen nicht, darum werde ich die ersten beiden Posts kopieren und zur Erheiterung meiner Kollegen an diese weiterversenden.^^
  #6  
Alt 17.10.2009, 14:49
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Googlefisch, ich hab den Eindruck, dass du Google auswendig kennst
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