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08.10.2009 00:58

Upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
 
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,

Desperate

08.10.2009 01:00

Dear Desperate
 
DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.


Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Whatever you do, DO NOT
under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)


In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:

Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck Babe!


Tech Support

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Found on Web

08.10.2009 01:24

ingilizcemiz yok.
ya türkce yaz ya da bi daha bir şey yazma.
anladınmı leng ?

08.10.2009 19:42

Zitat:

Zitat von capco (Beitrag 1989122)
"Başında aklı olan ücrete amel etmez,
Huriyle aldanmaz, göz ile kaştan geçer."
Yunus Emre

yok hiç anlamadım usta.
şiiri kendi kelimelerinlen açıklıyabilirsen, daha iyi yardımcı olabilirsin !

:D

15.10.2009 18:54

LoL
 
Wie Du Dir selbst die Frage beantwortest, das hat schon was! Bekannt sind mir die Zeilen nicht, darum werde ich die ersten beiden Posts kopieren und zur Erheiterung meiner Kollegen an diese weiterversenden.^^

17.10.2009 14:49

Googlefisch, ich hab den Eindruck, dass du Google auswendig kennst:)


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